What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 00:58

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Live and Let Die
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”She is very sexyful!”
Why are so many people getting sick from eating cucumbers? - NBC News
-J W Pepper
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Diamonds Are Forever
CrowdStrike Swings to Loss as Expenses From Last Summer’s Outage Persist - WSJ
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-All the bad guys are black.
A View to a Kill
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Dr No
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Moonraker
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
From Russia With Love
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Man charged in shooting outside Wayzata High School graduation - kare11.com
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
You Only Live Twice
Goldfinger
Why was Boromir corrupted by the One Ring, but not Faramir in The Lord of the Rings?
-”Ah so!”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Octopussy
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Ground beef sold at Whole Foods might be contaminated with E. coli, USDA warns - CNN
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Apple Is About to Upgrade Your Current AirPods with Some Neat New Abilities - Gear Patrol